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Meet Cryo-Man, AKA Lance Metuzzi, a salesman selling families on the perks of being cryonically preserved imediately after death.

He happens to be the fucking best there is.

"Where do you see yourself in 400 years?"

Lance holding his Seventh consecutive Cryo-Man of the year Award 

®Cry0-Man of the YEar award winner™ 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014 & 2015


Written by Christian Levatino

Directed by Charles Espozito

Starring Darrett Sanders as Lance Matuzzi

A 10-minute barnburner coming this September to the SHORT + SWEET  Theater festival in hollywood!  The world's Largest 10-minute theater festival held inside the beautiful stella adler theatre.

Cry0-Man  will run:

Thursday, September 15th @ 8pm 

Friday, September 16th @ 8pm 

Saturday, September 17th @ 8pm 

Sunday, September 18th @ 7pm.

It's In The Way That You Use It - Eric Clapton
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