Meet Cryo-Man, AKA Lance Metuzzi, a salesman selling families on the perks of being cryonically preserved imediately after death.
He happens to be the fucking best there is.

Lance holding his Seventh consecutive Cryo-Man of the year Award™
Written by Christian Levatino
Directed by Charles Espozito
Starring Darrett Sanders as Lance Matuzzi
A 10-minute barnburner coming this September to the SHORT + SWEET Theater festival in hollywood! The world's Largest 10-minute theater festival held inside the beautiful stella adler theatre.
Cry0-Man will run:
Thursday, September 15th @ 8pm
Friday, September 16th @ 8pm
Saturday, September 17th @ 8pm
Sunday, September 18th @ 7pm.
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It's In The Way That You Use It - Eric Clapton