Meet Cryo-Man, AKA Lance Metuzzi, a salesman selling families on the perks of being cryonically preserved imediately after death.
He happens to be the fucking best there is.
"Where do you see yourself in 400 years?"
Lance holding his Seventh consecutive Cryo-Man of the year Award™
®Cry0-Man of the YEar award winner™ 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014 & 2015
CRYO-MAN
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Written by Christian Levatino
Directed by Charles Espozito
Starring Darrett Sanders as Lance Matuzzi
A 10-minute barnburner coming this September to the SHORT + SWEET Theater festival in hollywood! The world's Largest 10-minute theater festival held inside the beautiful stella adler theatre.
Cry0-Man will run:
Thursday, September 15th @ 8pm
Friday, September 16th @ 8pm
Saturday, September 17th @ 8pm
Sunday, September 18th @ 7pm.
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It's In The Way That You Use It - Eric Clapton